Best UD Line?

Any nominations for best UD line of all time?

My favorite is as follows:

"I make the hits that you hear on the jukebox. / Chicks come hotter than Arizona rooftops!"

Honorable mentions:

"Remember that meat's your friend, so let it inside you. / Cows gotta die, too! Don't let them survive you."

"Because the weather's warm and toasty like an oven mitt. / And I'd be lyin if I said I wasn't lovin it."

Tell me what you think!

I'm liking this topic! I'd post but I'm a lil bias.

i maybe a little tired from a weekend drink up at a foo fighters gig followed by 3 days solid on 2 jobs, or i may be having a blonde moment, but i cant remember what song this is from , but its the line about 'steal the show like a cleptow ????
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I got the flux capacitator for my Model T-Ford
With lots of Gigawatts to go back to before

I'm a four course meal, you're a lunchable.

or

He wore the dookie when we met Queen Elizabeth
Asked her was she jealous, she said "a little bit"

Since Diz decided to sit this one out I'll go ahead and submit one on his behalf...

Better be prepared and keep your eyes peeled, Dizzy's like a grizzly when I'm runnin down hill. It's too late, no use pumpin your breaks. It reads "outta my way" on my license plate.

Oh wait. They don't know about that one yet, do they Diz? Well then, in keeping with the Back to the Future theme, I'll just say "your kids are gonna love it."

Admin wrote:Since Diz decided to sit this one out I'll go ahead and submit one on his behalf...

Better be prepared and keep your eyes peeled, Dizzy's like a grizzly when I'm runnin down hill. It's too late, no use pumpin your breaks. It reads "outta my way" on my license plate.

Oh wait. They don't know about that one yet, do they Diz? Well then, in keeping with the Back to the Future theme, I'll just say "your kids are gonna love it."

YEA MAN!

Just watch nice and close like microscopes, as I get set to blow like isotopes.

I don't know that is the best, but definitely one of the nicest.

"There's not a Benedril pill that can stop the itch
For a scratch when my DJ gets in the mix"

"My name is Dizzy Dustin; Bustin' - that's my trade
And all you sucka aligators you can get soufled"

"You better hurry up or get left behind,
Like your hairy derriere where the sun don't shine"

"As I speed through the sky with a birdseye view
And you must be high like a nerd's IQ"

And the all time great:

"I only date models"

"on the throne, put in the work like Soloman Burke
to take over the world like an ottoman turk"

may not be the best, but it makes me a happy history major. The Ottoman empire was a force to be reckoned with back in the day- like UD is now!

For me it's...........

'We'll get your body moving till your feet start throbbin
And have you noggin bobbin like you're riding a toboggan'

I think one of the deepest/best lines is

'On a journey to anywhere, you can draw your own map'

"Man, I've got more property than Monopoly!" Genius!

Tighter than Magnum P.I.'s oldest pair of Levi's

..always amuses me...

like what I like cause I like it, whether or not you alright it

Chain so heavy when he step in the place, you could tap him on his shoulder and he'd fall on his face!

Makes me chuckle inside everytime I think about it!